give me that body
Remember to always dress nice to trick people into thinking ur cool😎
Aries - nicki minaj
Taurus - lana del rey
Gemini - kylie jenner
Cancer - taylor swift
Leo - charli xcx
Virgo - beyonce
Libra - ariana grande
Scorpio - kendall jenner
Sagittarius - rihanna
Capricorn - naomi campbell
Aquarius - fka twigs
Pisces - jourdan dunn
I love how big lips are being called “Kylie Jenner” lips, because you know, black women never had full lips! No, Kylie Jenner created them.
I love how beards are considered a “new trend,” because Sikhs and Muslims having been growing them out do centuries! I also love how all the models featured on “beard blogs” are all white, because men of colour don’t have beards!
Man buns are completely a new concept because sardars and samurais never existed!
That thing on your forehead is COMPLETELY just a random “body gem” you stuck on, because it has absolutely NO resemblance to a bindi whatsoever.
That hair you haven’t washed in five weeks with twigs and dirt stuck into it is TOTALLY locked. It’s not like dreads have a sacred/cultural significance to black people and Hindu sages!
You do you hunty. You do you. #SLAY #QUEEN #ETHEREAL #NAMASTE #INSHALLAHTOUNITEBLESSWALLAHI
i love this the most
I love when brands throw shade and I love it even more that it’s Kylie Jenner
OKAY, BUT THEY SHADED HER LACK OF TALENT AND HER SHITTY, PROBLEMATIC FIT TEA PROMOTIONS ALL IN ONE TWEET. I’M GAGGING.

LMAO
Does Kylie not have a PR team? Did no one tell her that bragging about how she doesn’t need a job would get her dragged? She seriously stepped right into this one…

Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.
EDIT: Just so you guys know, Good&Co is actually a really great app/company. They helped me figure out my interests and get placed with a job that I actually like. They also help with online, work from home jobs. I’d recommend it to anyone who’s in between jobs or just wants some direction. Click here to check it out!
^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!
I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.
i can’t believe kylie jenner used “go hang w jaden or something” as a comeback…. i would love to hang w jaden smith… i gotta know how mirrors are real if our eyes arent real
Me every time I see a cat.
the other guy has seen this shit so fucking often he just… has no more care left to give
Shirtless Guy: Beautiful kitten! *Claps* Let me love you! MEOW!
In the United States they don’t say I love you they say “you got kik?” And I think that is beautiful
Sia, you beautiful creature.
Piano version of Chandelier
Oh my god this is so gorgeous.
I love Sia so fucking much you have no idea.
they should make a new reality show where they take all of the Jenners’ money away from Kylie and Kendall and put them in a 2 bedroom, one bathroom house and a public school/college for a certain period of time and see how they cope i think that would be so funny
me: *is left alone with my grandma at a family gathering*
me: so…………. you vape??